Please don't feed me slop
A parable
Imagine you make a new acquaintance through friends, and through a brief conversation learn that the other person shares your love of food and cooking. They invite you to come over one evening for a “home cooked meal,” and you gladly accept!

Once you arrive and sit down for dinner, they hand you a plate with some…shapes on it. These shapes look like food, more or less: one seems potato-shaped, another is shaped like a chicken wing.
“Er, thanks,” you stammer. “You, um, made this?”
“Yes!” your host beams.
Too polite to say anything else, you take …