Alice Leung

Music is like jello - there's no such thing as too much.

Angela Monet

Those who danced were thought quite insane by those who could not hear the music.

Anonymous

All this night shrill Chanticleer, Day's proclaiming trumpeter Claps his wings and loudly cries, Mortals, mortals, awake and rise.

From a medieval carol, possibly by William Austin (link). See also: Woodward, Henry. Review: [untitled] in Notes, Second Series, Vol. 13, No. 1 (Dec., 1955) p.137. Old Music Library Association, which references Halsey Stevens: Four Carols: 1. All this Night Shrill Chanticleer. 2. What Sweeter Old Music. 3. As I Out Rode this Enderes Night. 4. A Virgin Most Pure. TBB a cappella. New York: Peer International Corp., 1964.

Danielle —

i should tell him to back away because i believe second hand cellphones can cause cancer

David Cann

I think my living room needs more lesbians.

Edmund Burke

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Fat Mike

When I see a punk with a pink mohawk slam-dancing to music from Little Orphan Annie, it brings a tear to my eye.

Toronto, 2006

Jeff Cutter

Forkjob!

Frostbitten tool?

John Kenneth Galbraith

We seek to synthesize, on behalf of private goods, an urgency that was once provided not by Madison Avenue but by the even more effective importunities of hunger and cold… Resources do not automatically accrue to public authority for a decision as to how they may best be distributed to schools, roads, police, public housing and other claiming ends. We are startled by the thought. It would lead to waste. But with increasing income, resources do so accrue to the private individual. Nor when he buys a new automobile out of increased income is he required to prove need. We may assume that many fewer automobiles would be purchased than at present were it necessary to make a positive case for their purchase. Such a case must be made for schools.

The Affluent Society

Matt Gillespie

It's within limits.

Michael P. Collins

Typical Engineering Science Problem: Prove the universe. Give two examples.

Most Extreme Challenge

I get bigger when you void, / I'm Hank, the Happy Haemorrhoid!

Orson Scott Card

You don't have to eat the entire turd to know it's not a crab cake.

Shadow of the Hegemon

Ronald Wright

… a late Paleolithic child snatched from a campfire and raised among us now would have an even chance at earning a degree in astrophysics or computer science. To use a computer analogy, we are running twenty-first century software on hardware last upgraded 50,000 years ago or more. This may explain quite a lot of what we see in the news.

A Short History of Progress

Strong Sad

I shanked your Jengaship? We're playing Connect Four!

Homestarrunner.com

Tatsuya Ishida

Forgive me, Father, for today I pinched out a loaf that stunk to high heaven. I am a bad bad moral midget of man. Then some dude made a crack about how I fouled up the restroom. Lord, how I hate him. What a jerkweed. As if his shit don't stink - oops, I mean, poop. Sorry, Lord.

Trisha Roy

It's like beer goggles ... but like azn goggles.