Music is like jello - there's no such thing as too much.
Those who danced were thought quite insane by those who could not hear the music.
All this night shrill Chanticleer,
Day's proclaiming trumpeter
Claps his wings and loudly cries,
Mortals, mortals, awake and rise.
From a medieval carol, possibly by William Austin (link). See also: Woodward, Henry. Review: [untitled] in Notes, Second Series, Vol. 13, No. 1 (Dec., 1955) p.137. Old Music Library Association, which references Halsey Stevens: Four Carols: 1. All this Night Shrill Chanticleer. 2. What Sweeter Old Music. 3. As I Out Rode this Enderes Night. 4. A Virgin Most Pure. TBB a cappella. New York: Peer International Corp., 1964.
i should tell him to back away because i believe second hand cellphones can cause cancer
I think my living room needs more lesbians.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
When I see a punk with a pink mohawk slam-dancing to music from Little Orphan Annie, it brings a tear to my eye.
Toronto, 2006
Forkjob!
Frostbitten tool?
We seek to synthesize, on behalf of private goods, an urgency that was once provided not by Madison Avenue but by the even more effective importunities of hunger and cold… Resources do not automatically accrue to public authority for a decision as to how they may best be distributed to schools, roads, police, public housing and other claiming ends. We are startled by the thought. It would lead to waste.
But with increasing income, resources do so accrue to the private individual. Nor when he buys a new automobile out of increased income is he required to prove need. We may assume that many fewer automobiles would be purchased than at present were it necessary to make a positive case for their purchase. Such a case must be made for schools.
The Affluent Society
It's within limits.
Typical Engineering Science Problem: Prove the universe. Give two examples.
I get bigger when you void, / I'm Hank, the Happy Haemorrhoid!
You don't have to eat the entire turd to know it's not a crab cake.
Shadow of the Hegemon
… a late Paleolithic child snatched from a campfire and raised among us now would have an even chance at earning a degree in astrophysics or computer science. To use a computer analogy, we are running twenty-first century software on hardware last upgraded 50,000 years ago or more. This may explain quite a lot of what we see in the news.
A Short History of Progress
I shanked your Jengaship? We're playing Connect Four!
Homestarrunner.com
Forgive me, Father, for today I pinched out a loaf that stunk to high heaven. I am a bad bad moral midget of man. Then some dude made a crack about how I fouled up the restroom. Lord, how I hate him. What a jerkweed. As if his shit don't stink - oops, I mean, poop. Sorry, Lord.
It's like beer goggles ... but like azn goggles.